My real name is Alice.

(Source: daddyjared, via meladoodle)

powerburial:

krystiname0w:

powerburial:

Dr. Phil is short for Dracula Phil

Crying

whats wrong?

(via meladoodle)

spokenunspoken:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

(via funny-girl-gets-fit)

F.R.I.E.N.D.S + vacations

(Source: princesconsuela, via anotherlifebrotha)

hiyasdoodles:

wuqs:

important: groot can grow his own flower crown

image

my hand slipped

(via feministbecky)

when will my life’s bass drop

(Source: mydogsnokes, via planteatingprincess)

(Source: pleatedjeans, via annekasworld)

Every introvert alive knows the exquisite pleasure of stepping from the clamor of a party into the bathroom and closing the door.

- Sophia Dembling - The Introvert’s Way: Living a Quiet Life in a Noisy World  (via dianekrugers)

(Source: cumbered-cat, via skeptikhaleesi)

Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.

- Tati-Ana Mercedes (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: unpardeojitosnegros, via soybeanbaby)

Some asshole defaced a public bathroom at the Natural History Museum with “I believe in Sherlock Holmes”.

Some asshole defaced a public bathroom at the Natural History Museum with “I believe in Sherlock Holmes”.

(Source: twitter.com, via horationelson)

(Source: hpstuffs, via asgardian-feminist)

twlohasmp:

britain-land-of-hope-and-glory:

Some Very British Problems (x

You guys seem so nice

Hahahaha what the fuck?? I’m in London right now and let me tell you, British people will form a blockade against you so you miss your train in order for them to get on their train first.

They’ll yell at a small child over the intercom for not getting on an escalator fast enough.

They’ll physically push you out of the way to get to the sale rack before you.

British people don’t give two shits about anyone else because they are very busy, people with important places to be and important things to do.

All this “polite Brits” stuff is really putting it on.

(via loo-hoo-zuh-her)

lizclimo:

good thinkin
Drawn by Liz Climo [tumblr | twitter]

lizclimo:

good thinkin

Drawn by Liz Climo [tumblr | twitter]

(via loo-hoo-zuh-her)

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

(Source: tracey-hummel, via skeptikhaleesi)