Dr. Phil is short for Dracula PhilCrying
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
It scares me how accurate this is.
important: groot can grow his own flower crown
my hand slipped
- Sophia Dembling - The Introvert’s Way: Living a Quiet Life in a Noisy World (via dianekrugers)
- Tati-Ana Mercedes (via bl-ossomed)
Some asshole defaced a public bathroom at the Natural History Museum with “I believe in Sherlock Holmes”.
Some Very British Problems (x)
You guys seem so nice
Hahahaha what the fuck?? I’m in London right now and let me tell you, British people will form a blockade against you so you miss your train in order for them to get on their train first.
They’ll yell at a small child over the intercom for not getting on an escalator fast enough.
They’ll physically push you out of the way to get to the sale rack before you.
British people don’t give two shits about anyone else because they are very busy, people with important places to be and important things to do.
All this “polite Brits” stuff is really putting it on.